this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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