the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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