It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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