her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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