did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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