i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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