none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just pee around me
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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