Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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