so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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