I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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