I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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