she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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