Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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