I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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