If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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