ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
how drunk are you?
Several
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
