I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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