It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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