If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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