I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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