So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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