The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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