Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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