You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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