Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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