I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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