Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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