I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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