Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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