BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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