It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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