I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
How naked do you want me to be?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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