38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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