I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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