Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
