I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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