i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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