shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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