It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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