So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
