Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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