Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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