There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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