I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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