You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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