Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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