Banned from zoo.
Again?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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