You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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