So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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