Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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