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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur

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(647): View more from Ontario

We're like a dynamic duo.

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Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV

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(210): View more from Texas

I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO

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