She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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