Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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