sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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