OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
